seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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