So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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