I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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