my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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