Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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You poor girl he had sex wit you and then jammed a tampon in your ear?
Isn't there a rip cord for such emergencies?
Unbeknownst to many males-you can fit up to a small country up there. Tampon is nothing.
1:14 i thought that was normally how sex ends?
Must have yourself a cavern full of gold, pit traps and bats if you were able to just keep that thing up there.
1:30, freaking out about period sex is acceptable when you're 12, but us adults know that period sex ISN'T something gross. Grow up.
dear god do people REALLY do this? take the damn thing out
How much room do you have down there??
Mom this is like the third time!!!!!!
Bahahahahaha this made me laugh.
-12:27 ...maybe that's not such a bad thing.
oh gosh. my vagina is sympathy clenching. ouuuccchh.
I am sickened. FUCK.
Ew. How does that happen unnoticed??
That that out you nasty bitch! You're gonna get a disgusting infection doing that crap.
a vagina isn't a bottomless pit.. unless you've had a 2 foot dick in there or something.. things can't just get lost in there
10:59- you're a dumbass.
your vagina is not connected to your brain.
that's why we fuck without thinking first. :)
no 6:16 period sex is gross
ahh take that shit out before.... if your serious i feel soooo bad for you=/
I'll tell you how it happens... cocaine's a hell of a drug.
if i could, i would BADNIGHT times 1000
what happened there... LOL
vaginas are damn stretchy. you just don't notice because they bounce right back.
why wouldnt you take it out? and wouldnt it get in the way or something?
gross this is one of my nightmares
That's fuckin terrifying.
She wasn't using a metaphor. And have fun with the septic shock!
I think she's trying to say she had a huge dick in her? (probably should have taken the tampon out first though)
first of all, why would you have sex on ur period in the first place? That is digusting. Nast asses...
That is really unsanitary.
This girl is a disgusting slob
period sex is gross...unless youre desperate...or married and get shafted all the time
hmmm sounds like a Tucker Max story! what a coincidence!
Wooo way to keep it classy there
I knew some chick who had sex while wearing a tampon, she was a stupid cunt too.
Ahhhhhhhh that's my ultimate fear :( Hope you're ok!! Go to the doctor??????????
woo! that's nebraska for ya! bunch of beached wales
I had it happen to me once, I was messing around with a guy, I had no intention of having sex, we were just... well naked feeling each other up, and next thing I knew he slip inside of me, I jumped back and freaked out, because of my tampon. I ran to the bathroom, but I couldn't find it. I figured I just was mistaken and hadn't put another one in because it was the end of my period anyways. But then. When I went to use a vibrator later... I discovered it was still there... So I went fishing.
Did anyone else think that she was just using the tampon as a metaphor to say "guy had a huge dick and knew how to use it"?
Metaphor. Or fake. For that to actually happen would have left BOTH of them in pain.
Sorry it happens babe
ughhh disgusting. Guess what the guy is telling his friends now? "disgusting beyatch...."
how do you get it out
I dont believe it.
If so, thats disgusting
dude do what you have to do! Sometimes stuff just gets to hot and heavy to pull it. Dont be jealous cause you ain't havin this type of need-it-now sex ;)
Been there... We were drunk though. And I managed to take it out next morning.
Dig the gold out!
And to 12:59 AM, yes they can.
I thought that, too 11:52.
OMG why wouldnt you take it out?? could he not tell? i cringe to think about how bad that hurts.
You are by far the most stupid and most disgusting girl I have ever met.
There's nothing wrong with getting laid, but first of all:
as if you being on your rag isnt smelly and gnarly enough, you couldn't even take out your blood filled napkin?
Second of all, I just can't get over how fucking disgusting that is.
Just take it out, you desperate slut
Eeewwwwww this is why I don't date girls!
hahahahaha this really made me lol
Toxic Shock Syndrome FTW!! Thats the name of my band in Rock Band.
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tampon in your uterus is a great way not to have babies....
1 - Did you stick the tampon in the wrong hole or did he fuck the wrong hole?
2 - If none, why having sex with a piece of wrapped cotton there?
Omg look at all these asshole, yes this happens chill out...don't you think we realize periods are gross? We are the ones going through it. Fuckers
ROFL @ the 1st 11:25.... made my day...
keep it classy nebraska
Am I the only one that felt bad for the guy? Poor baby probably had like rug burn on his dick... :(
Omg this just happened to me for real!!! Went to dr and sure enough
She was probably drunk but that's no excuse... still gross
this TFLN made me laugh the most though lol
personally, i just want to know how that HAPPENS?? I mean, wouldn't the string tip him off? Or maybe when he tried to push thru? I'm just asking questions here
I know someone who had that happen to them...she can't have kids now. good luck.