just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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