is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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