There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
