She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
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you didnt know i had herpes?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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