Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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