No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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Clearly, you're not old enough for them, either.
Vaginas r freakin awesome!! If I had one I'd play with it all day long. And I would let others play with it for 2 dollars per hour if they asked nicely. Go va j j!!
I am a vagina lover. I love the taste the look, the smell and the texture. Nobody loves them more tha me...nobody
Vulva's tend to look the way they do naturally. Sexual activity rarely alters the appearance of the vulva, although the labia can be stretched by an increase in size in the object (penis or dildo) being inserted, frequency has no effect. I.E being a slut does not equal an "ugly vulva" However only seeing vulva's in porn may cause vulva's in real life to appear ugly.
4:50-- what's with the laser and the blowup doll?
7:01 Using "ergo" doesn't make you any less creepy.
Amen 505 - boo this post
you've clearly never seen yourself a good pussy
Maybe this person would rather have a yummy penis instead of a yucky vagina.
don't tell a man what he can't do
There are yucky vaginas. Oh yes, there are.
I'm slightly perplexed...I initially read this as "No, vaginas are yucky..." meaning "vaginas are yucky", but now I'm thinking is it "No vaginas are yucky" as in "there are no vaginas that are yucky". This has changed everything now...
or, this chap likes the band "(+44)"
They are kinda nasty...there's like random flaps and stuff
12:22 we totally do. A penis is not attractive at all but oh the function is wonderful.
Hopelessly ambiguous due to lack of punctuation.
Almost as yucky as your "mom's" chode
But does OP mean "No, vaginas are yucky" or there are no vaginas that are yucky? Huge difference, don't you think? This is why punctuation is important people.
vaginas are kinda gross. gooey and slimey
you're right 12:17, this is why punctuation is important!
2:35... disagree. dicks can taste gross too... and there is precum so even if u arent expecting it, sometimes u get a nasty sour taste... and as for hair, what kind of girl doesnt shave or wax... thats disgusting, i cant believe a guy would even hook up with a girl that isnt shaven...
Of course the this is from the uk. You are
Mistaken british chap, pussys are full of
well yes, the gross slut's vagina you fucked was gross, step up ur game
Miley Cyrus is a dumb cunt. She has aids and with any luck will be decapitated by a helicopter blade very soon.
I like when it looks like the folds of a bulldogs mouth. All wet
black vagina is disgusting.
well obviously whoever sent this text has not seen a enough vagina in his time. there are some pretty nasty puss out there
See the only Uk area code we get is 44!!
Tfln is for the gays
Vaginas don't need to be handled, they need to be stuffed like a turkey elbow deep!
2:35 well played sir well played
any guesses on how old the OP is? I say 6th grade at best
I believe the technical term is beef curtains
it's pretty ridiculous how many people are taking this text literally.
i think the OP is talking to a friend or a sibling or someone who is less experienced and making a joooooke.
A penis is far prettie than a vagina. I mean, the hair for one thing. The taste. The flaps. A penis is soft and chewy and only juices when you ask it nicely, it expects nothing of you. Unlike those pesky vaginas.
I would fuck the shit out of miley Cyrus but I'd make her put on her blonde wig while I'm hitting that
7:16 watches the Cleveland shoe
5:24 a guy would hook up with any girl if he's desperate enough.
has nobody noticed that the area code for this is +44?
LOLOL chipped ham?!! & expels a funny noise... wtf?
Me too she looks younger like that, ergo she looks hotter!!
I imagine Miley Cyrus to have a beautiful vagina with all the flaps neatly tucked and trimmerd, and only the amount of hair a girl her age should have, and not a hair more.
Miley - Lover.
fuck you 5:50 Miley Cyrus is the most beautiful girl on tv
i think these people checked out all the national geographics from the library... and why are the sears catologue pages sticking together?
Miley cirus needs to be n a Porno. Just not with a guy cuz I'll get jealous