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  • 66 37
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 18, 12 at 7:11pm

    if i found out about this id feed you the contents of every bottle in the bathroom

  • 62 33
    Submitted by Phys on May 18, 12 at 5:15pm

    Yea, I'm sure that'll make him easier to deal with

  • 65 41
    Submitted by ck24 on May 18, 12 at 3:19pm

    Is this what gays pull as practical jokes?

    • 36 25
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 18, 12 at 8:33pm

      You've never watched any of the American Pie movies, have you?

  • 45 39
    Submitted by shaveydavey on May 19, 12 at 12:23pm

    Why is a guy using conditioner?

    • 29 32
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 4, 12 at 8:08pm

      Maybe that's on the list of reasons why he's a terrible roommate.

  • 46 42
    Submitted by SheffboyRD on May 18, 12 at 4:59pm

    I love how tweek wrote that nair comment as if he has the balls to have actually pulled that shit.

    • 32 27
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 18, 12 at 8:35pm

      For some reason, I'm amused at the fact that you managed to get "tweek", "nair", "balls", and "pulled" in the same sentence. Reminds me of Dumbledore. "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

  • 42 38
    Submitted by pinkispretty on May 18, 12 at 5:23pm

    Hell no. Even if I was a guy this would be crossing the line

  • 40 36
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on May 18, 12 at 9:10pm

    I've heard of much worse revenge against hellacious roommates.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Chef420 on May 18, 12 at 2:58pm

    first! also wtf???

  • 39 56
    Submitted by tweek125 on May 18, 12 at 3:03pm

    What works better (especially if he has long hair or if your roommate is a girl) is putting Nair in his/her shampoo.

    • 43 35
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 18, 12 at 4:20pm

      if you did that to me, you'd be able to bit your own colon cuz I'd pound your teeth down your throat.

      • 39 35
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 18, 12 at 4:21pm

        bite, not bit...I hate this stupid phone.

    • 35 34
      Submitted by shaveydavey on May 19, 12 at 12:28pm

      I would fucking beat the shit out of you and squeeze that nair down your throat and in your eyeballs.

  • 18 16
    Submitted by Sancho69 on Mar 21, 14 at 4:54pm

    I hope he is cleaning his colon with your toothbrush.