it wasn't lemon gatorade
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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