There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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