saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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