Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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