I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
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Maybe he was doing a crossword?
Bet ya I could've made that fucker leave without getting his answer, that's how you take a real shit
You must have a pretty weak definition of awkward, or a very boring life. Who are you, hank hill? Everybody poops, there is even a baby's book written about. The guy just wanted to know how to spell picnic and doesn't have a good definition of boundaries
Ive had worse
Not really that awkward. If he asked you over to identify a lump in the turd, that's APPROACHING awkward.