we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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