She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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