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  • But it's fucking Mario Kart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Maybe I'm missing something, but can't he have both?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:05pm
  • Let's see if we can get 80% of the texts on the first page very unfunny and about blowjobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Haha you need to practice giving head then. It is a sign you night not be too good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:06am
  • Sounds like dudee knows he can get one from you at any time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Haha I'm playing mariocart right now. Stoned. Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:05pm
  • FUCKING BLUE SHELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:37pm
  • I'm thinkin the main problem is she sucks at beejays.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Mario Kart > Call of duty. I'm sorry 12 year olds, both are good, but mario kart is awesome. If you need blood and death for it to be a great video game you haven't graduated high school yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:00am
  • Vaginal sex > Mario Kart > blowjobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Listen... Mariokart is serious business. Some of us don't have to worry about a lack of blowjobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:54pm
  • 5:06 Ah, the irony (sux at bj's)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:13pm
  • She must suck at giving head!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:20pm
  • You suck at giving da blowies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:05pm
  • STFU ~from the desk of Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Um... it's Mariokart, the decision was made before the offer was even on the table.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Agreed 4:23. Shooting shit gets the blood pumping anyway, better tell that bitch to suck you off after you've died. Then kick her in the cunt after you blow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Mario Kart is AWESOME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:29pm
  • I agree with 3:15. It's what I do for my Fiance(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Haha i've given a guy head when he played call of duty, he told me that there was no way he could just exit out of a game like that. I got wayy repaid for it later though :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:41am
  • I don't think you're a real female!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:11pm
  • You use too much teeth, babe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:04pm
  • I'd play mariokart before I'd give a blowjob. U should feel relieved about getting out of having perform that task

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:00am
  • Mariokart and a blowjob! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:36am
  • Glad to see SOMEONE has thier prorities straight....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:24pm
  • why must these be exclusive activities.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Why not both at the same time?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Seriously... mario kart is like crack! Almost nothing is better than mario kart! Not even oral pleasure! hahaha ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:02am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:53pm
  • It's fucking Mario kart. Of course he is. You wouldn't even be asking if it was goldeneye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Maybe his GF is always playn the skin flute for him, so it's no biggie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:20pm
  • NO MORE BLOWJOB TEXTS. We get it. You paid for a lady of the night to service you and texted all your friends that you finally got laid! Big fucking deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Mario Kart owns blowjobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Mario kart - anytime. How often we actually want to suck ur cock - seldom. Take ur chance while u ha have them. The boy is an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:57am
  • eh...like the weatherman said..i could see if it was modern warfare...but mario kart? maybe if mario cart had guns instead of turtles and banana peels...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Mario cart > blowjobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:04pm
  • I give my bf bjs while he plays mariokart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:26pm
  • agreed with 4:42. there was little you could have done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:46pm
  • man knows whats more important, all i gotta say about that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:34pm
  • I guarantee I know who this is. Eleni? Steve? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Evidently you've never played Mario Kart. The sooner you start playing, the sooner you'll understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:23am
  • My suggestion. Let her give you the blowjob. WHILE you play MarioKart. Seriously, it'll change your LIFE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:38pm
  • dude? why doesnt he get the blowjob WHILE playing mario kart?!\never think of that?

    Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 20, 11 at 3:44am
  • Dude you can't fuck with Mario Kart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:41pm
  • Hmm... My area code - I no a dude who'd make this choice & uses this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:47pm
  • Ok, so I like this site, but really; is there anyone here older than 13? Anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:21pm
  • I can see if it was call of duty, your blowjobs must lack enthusiasm (weatherman)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:05pm
  • mmmmmmm. Kart head. Much safer for the general public than road head.

    Submitted by iloveparliaments on Mar 18, 10 at 6:41pm
  • @ 3:04 That is very possible. I chose sleep over sex with my ex when we were together--it was not worth losing sleep. I know it was him because the boyfriend I had after him, totally worth staying up all night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:24pm
  • Mario kart over blow job seems unfeasible... Now if u said halo I can understand this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:25pm
  • either a) the guy is a homo or b) the OP is a fat skank and he is embarassed to have her within 10 feet of his cock or c) the OP is terrible at BJ's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:31pm
  • Sounds like a good time for multi-tasking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:57am
  • So you suck? You can practice on me I'll give you critcism and you'll get better :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:57pm
  • Damn. You must be really bad at BJ's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Seriously, maybe you could be less of a bitch and blow him while he's playing. Then you both win, whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:50pm
  • to have someone pick a video game over a blowjob is pretty lame and therefore meaning your blow jobs suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Fuck you, Mario Kart rules!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:06am
  • i'd choose mario cart. i mean, i'm a girl, but i'd prefer it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Were no strangers to love -Rick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:23am
  • Seriously OP, seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:07pm
  • 8:49 has obviosly naver played Mario kart, or else they would know it honestly is better then a bj.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:48am
  • honey, you either need to a) lose some weight, b) not be such a bitch, or more than likely because we know the first two realllllllly don't matter if youre drunk enough or horny enough, c) you need to get better at the fine art of the beej. i suggest watching porn for pro tips. get to work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Well, blowjobs can sometimes be awful. MarioKart is always awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Shit man, gimmie her number, I ain't playin Mario Kart!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:11pm
  • North Carolina at it's best... Mario cart over some head.. I'd have to agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:13am
  • Can't he play mariokart while getting a blowjob?

    Submitted by shaggerg on Dec 29, 10 at 9:02am
  • MarioKart64 is the bomb. And the best part about the game? Being the bomb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:10pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:11pm
  • I just stuck a finger in my ass while the dildo was in my pussy... Felt sooo goooood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:06pm
  • MArio kart is absolute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:26am
  • 3:07 mmmm baby your big cock tastes so good <3 3:06

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:09pm
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