Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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But it's fucking Mario Kart.
Maybe I'm missing something, but can't he have both?
Let's see if we can get 80% of the texts on the first page very unfunny and about blowjobs
Haha you need to practice giving head then. It is a sign you night not be too good.
Sounds like dudee knows he can get one from you at any time.
Haha I'm playing mariocart right now. Stoned. Awesome.
Vaginal sex > Mario Kart > blowjobs
Mario Kart > Call of duty. I'm sorry 12 year olds, both are good, but mario kart is awesome. If you need blood and death for it to be a great video game you haven't graduated high school yet.
FUCKING BLUE SHELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm thinkin the main problem is she sucks at beejays.
Listen... Mariokart is serious business. Some of us don't have to worry about a lack of blowjobs.
5:06 Ah, the irony (sux at bj's)
You suck at giving da blowies
She must suck at giving head!
~from the desk of Jeff
Um... it's Mariokart, the decision was made before the offer was even on the table.
Agreed 4:23. Shooting shit gets the blood pumping anyway, better tell that bitch to suck you off after you've died. Then kick her in the cunt after you blow.
Mario Kart is AWESOME.
I don't think you're a real female!!
I agree with 3:15. It's what I do for my Fiance(:
Haha i've given a guy head when he played call of duty, he told me that there was no way he could just exit out of a game like that. I got wayy repaid for it later though :)
Mariokart and a blowjob! :D
You use too much teeth, babe.
I'd play mariokart before I'd give a blowjob. U should feel relieved about getting out of having perform that task
Glad to see SOMEONE has thier prorities straight....
why must these be exclusive activities.
Why not both at the same time?
Seriously... mario kart is like crack! Almost nothing is better than mario kart! Not even oral pleasure! hahaha ;)
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Mario kart - anytime. How often we actually want to suck ur cock - seldom. Take ur chance while u ha have them. The boy is an idiot.
It's fucking Mario kart. Of course he is. You wouldn't even be asking if it was goldeneye
Maybe his GF is always playn the skin flute for him, so it's no biggie
eh...like the weatherman said..i could see if it was modern warfare...but mario kart? maybe if mario cart had guns instead of turtles and banana peels...
NO MORE BLOWJOB TEXTS.
We get it. You paid for a lady of the night to service you and texted all your friends that you finally got laid! Big fucking deal.
Mario Kart owns blowjobs.
Mario cart > blowjobs
agreed with 4:42. there was little you could have done.
I give my bf bjs while he plays mariokart
man knows whats more important, all i gotta say about that
My suggestion. Let her give you the blowjob. WHILE you play MarioKart. Seriously, it'll change your LIFE.
I guarantee I know who this is. Eleni? Steve? :)
dude? why doesnt he get the blowjob WHILE playing mario kart?!\never think of that?
Evidently you've never played Mario Kart. The sooner you start playing, the sooner you'll understand.
Hmm... My area code - I no a dude who'd make this choice & uses this site.
Dude you can't fuck with Mario Kart.
Ok, so I like this site, but really; is there anyone here older than 13? Anyone?
mmmmmmm. Kart head. Much safer for the general public than road head.
@ 3:04 That is very possible. I chose sleep over sex with my ex when we were together--it was not worth losing sleep. I know it was him because the boyfriend I had after him, totally worth staying up all night.
Mario kart over blow job seems unfeasible... Now if u said halo I can understand this.
I can see if it was call of duty, your blowjobs must lack enthusiasm (weatherman)
either a) the guy is a homo or b) the OP is a fat skank and he is embarassed to have her within 10 feet of his cock or c) the OP is terrible at BJ's.
Sounds like a good time for multi-tasking
So you suck? You can practice on me I'll give you critcism and you'll get better :)
Seriously, maybe you could be less of a bitch and blow him while he's playing. Then you both win, whore.
Damn. You must be really bad at BJ's.
Fuck you, Mario Kart rules!
to have someone pick a video game over a blowjob is pretty lame and therefore meaning your blow jobs suck
8:49 has obviosly naver played Mario kart, or else they would know it honestly is better then a bj.
i'd choose mario cart.
i mean, i'm a girl, but i'd prefer it.
Were no strangers to love
Seriously OP, seriously.
honey, you either need to a) lose some weight, b) not be such a bitch, or more than likely because we know the first two realllllllly don't matter if youre drunk enough or horny enough, c) you need to get better at the fine art of the beej. i suggest watching porn for pro tips. get to work.
Well, blowjobs can sometimes be awful. MarioKart is always awesome.
North Carolina at it's best... Mario cart over some head.. I'd have to agree
Shit man, gimmie her number, I ain't playin Mario Kart!
MarioKart64 is the bomb. And the best part about the game? Being the bomb.
Can't he play mariokart while getting a blowjob?
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I just stuck a finger in my ass while the dildo was in my pussy... Felt sooo goooood
3:07 mmmm baby your big cock tastes so good <3 3:06
MArio kart is absolute