: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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