You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
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Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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