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  • i had a girl squeeze the cum out of my condom into her mouth...never wanted to tie it off and throw it at the door tho....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:27pm
  • ^^^^^^ retard for posting "first" You should have taken it off, not tied it up and thrown it at him. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:31pm
  • I always make my girl swallow the condom Whole. But i also have a gun up to their head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:27pm
  • I think I dated this guy, but dumped him before we slept together....and thank God I did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:54pm
  • I think i would have shoved the condom up his asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:01pm
  • HAHAHA touche 4:01... you got me there. Though my main problem is not the grammar - it's that he's clearly a homophobic douchebag. I just figured I'd take a more indirect humorous approach. Fail on my part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:21pm
  • 2:01 "I wish homos would stop ppostiner here." I wish you would learn to type and speak coherently. Not everyone gets what they wish for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Wait...why? What appeal could there possibly be in someone throwing a condom at the door?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:10am
  • lIKE A JIZZ WATER BALLOON

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:53pm
  • I feel sick that I share an area code with this idiot. Hope I don't run into him. Let alone fuck him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:09pm
  • "First" means exactly what it says, first. Like first to post. It also means first waste of life to post. Or "look at me, I'm a douchebag!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:46pm
  • don't be mad, just do it again and see if it's better, or tell him how to make it better girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:13pm
  • At the door? Like pasta to see if it sticks? Sick fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:50pm
  • Or at least squirt it on him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:42pm
  • 2:23: You ended a sentence with a preposition. What the FUCK is wrong with you?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:01pm
  • 2:27 wow. what a cumdumpster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:16pm
  • what? thats fricken weird...maybe its a strange little fantasy he has?? still super weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:43pm
  • maybe he just wanted you to make sure his sperm was dead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:19pm
  • lol u shouldve made him eat it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:33pm
  • no, no, no...the question should be. did she do it? $5 says she did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:17pm
  • 4:01, that was wonderful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:22pm
  • why do people say "first"? what does that even mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:28pm
  • I wish homos would stop ppostiner here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:01pm