Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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i had a girl squeeze the cum out of my condom into her mouth...never wanted to tie it off and throw it at the door tho....
^^^^^^ retard for posting "first"
You should have taken it off, not tied it up and thrown it at him. lol
I always make my girl swallow the condom
Whole. But i also have a gun up to their head
HAHAHA touche 4:01... you got me there. Though my main problem is not the grammar - it's that he's clearly a homophobic douchebag. I just figured I'd take a more indirect humorous approach. Fail on my part.
I think I dated this guy, but dumped him before we slept together....and thank God I did.
I think i would have shoved the condom up his asshole.
2:01 "I wish homos would stop ppostiner here."
I wish you would learn to type and speak coherently. Not everyone gets what they wish for.
Wait...why? What appeal could there possibly be in someone throwing a condom at the door?
don't be mad, just do it again and see if it's better, or tell him how to make it better girl
lIKE A JIZZ WATER BALLOON
At the door? Like pasta to see if it sticks? Sick fuck.
"First" means exactly what it says, first. Like first to post. It also means first waste of life to post. Or "look at me, I'm a douchebag!"
Or at least squirt it on him
2:23: You ended a sentence with a preposition. What the FUCK is wrong with you?!?!
I feel sick that I share an area code with this idiot. Hope I don't run into him. Let alone fuck him.
2:27 wow. what a cumdumpster.
what? thats fricken weird...maybe its a strange little fantasy he has?? still super weird
maybe he just wanted you to make sure his sperm was dead
lol u shouldve made him eat it
no, no, no...the question should be. did she do it?
$5 says she did.
4:01, that was wonderful.
why do people say "first"? what does that even mean?
I wish homos would stop ppostiner here.