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  • 49 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:53pm

    lIKE A JIZZ WATER BALLOON

  • 46 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:21pm

    HAHAHA touche 4:01... you got me there. Though my main problem is not the grammar - it's that he's clearly a homophobic douchebag. I just figured I'd take a more indirect humorous approach. Fail on my part.

  • 46 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:27pm

    i had a girl squeeze the cum out of my condom into her mouth...never wanted to tie it off and throw it at the door tho....

  • 42 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:27pm

    I always make my girl swallow the condom Whole. But i also have a gun up to their head

  • 43 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:50pm

    At the door? Like pasta to see if it sticks? Sick fuck.

  • 42 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:19pm

    maybe he just wanted you to make sure his sperm was dead

  • 43 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:13pm

    don't be mad, just do it again and see if it's better, or tell him how to make it better girl

  • 42 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:01pm

    I think i would have shoved the condom up his asshole.

  • 41 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:46pm

    "First" means exactly what it says, first. Like first to post. It also means first waste of life to post. Or "look at me, I'm a douchebag!"

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:10am

    Wait...why? What appeal could there possibly be in someone throwing a condom at the door?

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:54pm

    I think I dated this guy, but dumped him before we slept together....and thank God I did.

  • 40 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:09pm

    I feel sick that I share an area code with this idiot. Hope I don't run into him. Let alone fuck him.

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:23pm

    2:01 "I wish homos would stop ppostiner here." I wish you would learn to type and speak coherently. Not everyone gets what they wish for.

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:16pm

    2:27 wow. what a cumdumpster.

  • 40 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:43pm

    what? thats fricken weird...maybe its a strange little fantasy he has?? still super weird

  • 39 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:31pm

    ^^^^^^ retard for posting "first" You should have taken it off, not tied it up and thrown it at him. lol

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:01pm

    2:23: You ended a sentence with a preposition. What the FUCK is wrong with you?!?!

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:42pm

    Or at least squirt it on him

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:33pm

    lol u shouldve made him eat it

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:17pm

    no, no, no...the question should be. did she do it? $5 says she did.

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:28pm

    why do people say "first"? what does that even mean?

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:22pm

    4:01, that was wonderful.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:01pm

    I wish homos would stop ppostiner here.