Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
i had a girl squeeze the cum out of my condom into her mouth...never wanted to tie it off and throw it at the door tho....
^^^^^^ retard for posting "first"
You should have taken it off, not tied it up and thrown it at him. lol
I always make my girl swallow the condom
Whole. But i also have a gun up to their head
I think I dated this guy, but dumped him before we slept together....and thank God I did.
Wait...why? What appeal could there possibly be in someone throwing a condom at the door?
HAHAHA touche 4:01... you got me there. Though my main problem is not the grammar - it's that he's clearly a homophobic douchebag. I just figured I'd take a more indirect humorous approach. Fail on my part.
I think i would have shoved the condom up his asshole.
don't be mad, just do it again and see if it's better, or tell him how to make it better girl
I feel sick that I share an area code with this idiot. Hope I don't run into him. Let alone fuck him.
lIKE A JIZZ WATER BALLOON
2:27 wow. what a cumdumpster.
"First" means exactly what it says, first. Like first to post. It also means first waste of life to post. Or "look at me, I'm a douchebag!"
2:01 "I wish homos would stop ppostiner here."
I wish you would learn to type and speak coherently. Not everyone gets what they wish for.
At the door? Like pasta to see if it sticks? Sick fuck.
what? thats fricken weird...maybe its a strange little fantasy he has?? still super weird
Or at least squirt it on him
maybe he just wanted you to make sure his sperm was dead
2:23: You ended a sentence with a preposition. What the FUCK is wrong with you?!?!
no, no, no...the question should be. did she do it?
$5 says she did.
lol u shouldve made him eat it
4:01, that was wonderful.
why do people say "first"? what does that even mean?
I wish homos would stop ppostiner here.