I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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