operation harelip BJ is a go
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
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i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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