i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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I used to go into the bar with my paperwork after my DUI. The bouncers figured that since I didn't have a valid license and obviously someone else had to drive me til I got a restricted license, that it was okay to let me in the bar to get sloppy drunk.
been there.. lady at the counter didn't want to take it either.. I told her listen, I didn't get dressed up in a suit and walk down the road with a folder of legal papers to buy cigarettes cause i'm 17.. she got it then..
been there 9:28. Bouncers at bars aren't too happy when you hand them paperwork as your ID.
that's a good night, people.
not even close to a low. you have a long way to fall my friend
dude...i so did that last week...fuck man. u didn't have ur ID but ur like, shit..i have this ticket with my information on it. suck it gas station man.
Leave it to someone in Roanoke.
i think the fact that you cant spell cigarettes makes it an even lower low.
first. or so it seems so far
I bought alcohol with the 5 pages of paperwork from my OWI, since they'd taken my ID when I was arrested.
ahhh just had to spend 30 days doing the same thing...feels GREAT when they don't accept that as proper ID. and i'm 24. ha.
one time i was shoulder tapping and asked a girl who had just explained to me how hungover she was to buy me cigs because i was underage. she freaked the hell out and accused me of being an undercover cop. i started laughing and she took that as being she was right.
haha i once used my picture id that gets me into the ER where i was a junior volunteer over the summer. there's no information on it other than my name, but leave it to robos to believe it qualifies!
ps. 11:20 touche'
yeah my buddy bought alcohol with his dui citation