franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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