You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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