im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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