i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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