A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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