he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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