This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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