This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I want to be your penis for a week.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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