Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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