last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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