i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
