addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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