is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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