they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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