can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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