Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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