How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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