We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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