I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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