love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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