I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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