Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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