why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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