Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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For some reason I smell either an asskicking or lawsuit in the near future
You sound like a real douche, can't imagine anyone wanting to party with you.
Stoves are fucking expensive, you're in for a damages bill. The couch atleast can be professionally cleaned.
You better smoke him out, pay for damages, or make your girlfriend give him an apology hummer.