Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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For some reason I smell either an asskicking or lawsuit in the near future
You sound like a real douche, can't imagine anyone wanting to party with you.
You better smoke him out, pay for damages, or make your girlfriend give him an apology hummer.
Stoves are fucking expensive, you're in for a damages bill. The couch atleast can be professionally cleaned.