hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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