He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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