he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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he at least talked to you....
And in his mouth, it tasted just like buttermilk.
I think this is romantic and I'm a girl. Well, not yet but I will be after the operation.
I have small wang cuz I asian
what does that even mean?
Future pirates of the world unite
My armpits smell like In-N-Out burgers....
So he's a douchebag and you're not hot at all. Duly noted.
What does epic fail mean?
Brilliant! I'll have him!
I agree with fucking slutty hoes!
I think what this means is "and then tried to take me, shirt off" as in he tried to take me with his shirt off or while my shirt was off or something like that.
what are you, a pirate?
Wooo waiting 6:30!
I like this. It's cute
four four oh
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I think the me was an accident, it doesn't really make sense. She probably just typed my wrong, pirate language doesn't fit this text at all...
Is 443 a pirate area code?
In Soviet Russia Wang is a small Asian
I thoroughly enjoyed this. lol
Yay! 635 is the shit!!!!
6:26 is a butt pirate.
Tito say you should be happy because you look like female clint howard. sorry brother of opie
Who puts their number on tfln, honestly?
Did you know what vagina puss tastes like sour yogurt???
I think it's two guys.
6:50, like onion and grease?
Lol no 1258. She meant to say 'my' not 'me'
Butt pirates are the best!! They like to tickle, lick, and shove stuff in my butt hole. Yay for butt pirates!!!!!!!
Maybe a leprechaun.