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  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:30pm

    And in his mouth, it tasted just like buttermilk.

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:23pm

    Brilliant! I'll have him!

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:59am

    he at least talked to you....

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:58am

    I think what this means is "and then tried to take me, shirt off" as in he tried to take me with his shirt off or while my shirt was off or something like that.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:40am

    What does epic fail mean?

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:27pm

    I thoroughly enjoyed this. lol

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:17pm

    Future pirates of the world unite

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:33pm

    I agree with fucking slutty hoes!

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:25pm

    what are you, a pirate?

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:33pm

    So he's a douchebag and you're not hot at all. Duly noted.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:46am

    I think the me was an accident, it doesn't really make sense. She probably just typed my wrong, pirate language doesn't fit this text at all...

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:28pm

    what does that even mean?

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:25pm

    I think this is romantic and I'm a girl. Well, not yet but I will be after the operation.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:24pm

    Tito say you should be happy because you look like female clint howard. sorry brother of opie

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:18pm

    In Soviet Russia Wang is a small Asian

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:50pm

    My armpits smell like In-N-Out burgers....

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:44pm

    four four oh five three two one two two five

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:55pm

    I have small wang cuz I asian

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:33pm

    6:26 is a butt pirate.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:06pm

    Who puts their number on tfln, honestly?

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:03pm

    6:50, like onion and grease?

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:35pm

    Wooo waiting 6:30! I like this. It's cute

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:35pm

    Butt pirates are the best!! They like to tickle, lick, and shove stuff in my butt hole. Yay for butt pirates!!!!!!!

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:17pm

    I think it's two guys.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:12am

    Lol no 1258. She meant to say 'my' not 'me'

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:35pm

    Maybe a leprechaun.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:38pm

    Yay! 635 is the shit!!!!

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:32pm

    Is 443 a pirate area code?

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:27pm

    Did you know what vagina puss tastes like sour yogurt???