he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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he at least talked to you....
And in his mouth, it tasted just like buttermilk.
Future pirates of the world unite
I think this is romantic and I'm a girl. Well, not yet but I will be after the operation.
I have small wang cuz I asian
what does that even mean?
My armpits smell like In-N-Out burgers....
I agree with fucking slutty hoes!
So he's a douchebag and you're not hot at all. Duly noted.
What does epic fail mean?
Brilliant! I'll have him!
I think what this means is "and then tried to take me, shirt off" as in he tried to take me with his shirt off or while my shirt was off or something like that.
Wooo waiting 6:30!
I like this. It's cute
what are you, a pirate?
four four oh
five three two
one two two five
I think the me was an accident, it doesn't really make sense. She probably just typed my wrong, pirate language doesn't fit this text at all...
In Soviet Russia Wang is a small Asian
Is 443 a pirate area code?
Yay! 635 is the shit!!!!
I thoroughly enjoyed this. lol
6:26 is a butt pirate.
Did you know what vagina puss tastes like sour yogurt???
Tito say you should be happy because you look like female clint howard. sorry brother of opie
Who puts their number on tfln, honestly?
Lol no 1258. She meant to say 'my' not 'me'
6:50, like onion and grease?
I think it's two guys.
Butt pirates are the best!! They like to tickle, lick, and shove stuff in my butt hole. Yay for butt pirates!!!!!!!
Maybe a leprechaun.