It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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