if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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