dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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