Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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