so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
