i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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