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  • Gotta draw the line somewhere. Next she'll want to vote, and things'll really turn to shit.

    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 12, 11 at 11:48am
  • If someone had to leave their toothbrush at my place because they puke that much, I wouldn't allow them to have keys to my place either. It only makes sense

    Submitted by tayacb on Aug 12, 11 at 10:25am
  • Keep a travel toothbrush in your purse, in a little baggy with some toothpaste.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 12, 11 at 5:16pm
  • Straight from the chick handbook. Step two is her own dresser drawer (for sleepovers) then the next thing you know your blindsided by her buying curtains and bedskirts

    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Aug 13, 11 at 1:01am