standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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