random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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