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  • His name was Norris. Chuck Norris.

    Submitted by gunslinger1124 on Jul 4, 11 at 3:49pm
  • Chuck Norris only uses roundhouse kicks.

    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Jul 4, 11 at 8:32pm
  • How the fuck does a flying DROP kick work? I cannot comprehend...someone please enlighten me......

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Jul 5, 11 at 10:02am
  • Chuck Norris does infomercials, bruce Willis takes out helicopters with town cars... Jus sayin

    Submitted by Yeep on Jul 5, 11 at 12:32am
    • bruce willis also takes vulcan fire from a raptor to the face and shrugs it off

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 5, 11 at 2:44am
  • There would be no more Joe if it were chuck Norris

    Submitted by huggerhuh on Jul 9, 11 at 12:45am
  • gunslinger, if it was chuck norris joe would be dead

    Submitted by agroupofninjas on Jul 4, 11 at 5:21pm